We'll have to do this twice because the goons will like it the first time.

whatever you do dont go into 2R-

Interesting.... No, wait, boring.
Honestly I'll be surprised if we even pull a squad from deployment to meet you guys, so have fun watching a station float about in space for a few hours. If you are super lucky, I'll send one of my in training alts over in a cruiser to have a couple of scraps.

This guy doesn't have the power to kill a carrier. Not even in his wildest dreams.
Basically there's a few guys hassling anyone dumb enough to try ratting in VFK and hassling T1 haulers (I'd kill them myself for being so stupid). He's trying to inflate his rep by pretending he has to power to inflict some lasting effect on Goons. Realistically he's a joke.

I mean really. Look at his killboard. Hes got a 24% efficiency for July so far and all he has killed is 4 cyno pilots! Most cyno pilot will thank you, since its quicker to get blown up than wait the 10 minute timer, and most cyno pilots don't need a clone upgrade.

His June board is marginally better. K:D is 5:24 (awful) but his efficiency is 54% (still awful but better than July) because he somehow managed to get a Sabre and a Sentinel kill.

Seriously dude. Either give up or get better at it.

I didn t see the prices. This is serious business indeed.

I am going to raise the stakes and offer a tengu to whoever have a killmail on a capital ship in VFK on july 28.

My terms are: the dead capital must be goonswarm'
Harry forever must be on the killmail
The first dead capital counts only the first one
The winner is the one with final bloq

My employer tires of this war as it pulls needed resources away from our interests. This has cost us most of our liquid assets but we have managed to scrape together enough to donate a Caracal to the prize pot. Contract should be delivered.

Bless you, sir.

I will identify and donate the prize myself. I am really concerned that you would keep it for yourself. If ever you worry that i am not going to keep my promise, well in all case you will have a dead capital ship. That is its own reward.

Addition to my terms: the winner can't be from a null alliance :) only for HS player. Capital ship is any of: titan, carrier,dreadnought,supercarrier or jump freighter

This idea wont work unless you get quite a lot of people down =P

and for those prices =3

However you shoult talk about my tengu prize in the OP as it is going to motivate people a lot more than a rifter ;)

There's an old saying where we come from:

"Put up or shut up."

We think it applies.

What is the winning criteria to your prizes? OP don't specify it.

Sorry I must have misread. Be sure to api check the killmail. These things are easily forged.

Can a goon, a PL or a test claim the prize?

if the highest kill is a cyno ship, a goon may want to sacrifice a cruiser to win a tengu.

Also, black legion and pandemic legion often hotdrop ships in VFK. They are not carebears really, hence ineligible for my prize.

I guess he doesn't assume this to have any actual impact.

This movement seems to be hard to grasp for some. They don't care about stats, profit or how bad they may look in the forums or in a kill....

completely irrational and thus

sexy!

It s not about shooting cyno ships, it is about making a big deal out of it.

I am sure the russian guy did not spam the local and/or youtube the cyno frig kills he made.

Dunno why there is so much crap in this topic.
He is doing this because he thinks its fun I assume. And in all honesty I think it would be interesting for alot of new players in highsec who are interested in fleet operations in nullsec with inexpensive ships that they dont care about.
If they are wiped, the event is over but hopefully everyone in it had fun.

I do hope for everyone's sake that CFC won't totally crush them because it might demotivate alot of players.
Though, I am pretty sure alot of new players would love to have a glimpse of a real titan, super-capital, or a carrier because
they don't get to see such ships in highsec. Even I haven't seen one yet in EVE and thinking about it would make it a interesting experience nonetheless.

However, I have other plans that day so I will hopefully (if the event turnout is good) be able to read about it on the EVE-News sites.

It's going to be a fantastic day for Goons!



Hope to see a lot of you guys turn up, i could do with a couple of extra kills.

kbye O7

I do have kinda suggestion: would it be not more fitting to hand out the best prizes to the smallest kills?

I mean you're trying to motivate bears to go out there and they don't expect to kill biggies. Also, I think this would be another part Joe will have a hard time to understand and it would stress the in my view dadaistic side of this project.

Don't worry, not all of us hide behind alts. I will try to send someone over to play with you guys, amusingly however it will be an alt as all of my mains are too busy being deployed to war. I've got a guy who's still training though so I'll send him out in a cruiser or something. He won't even count towards your killboard either since I'm SMA, not GoonSwarm, so more fun for me!

If you're really lucky, I might even plan something special for you guys too...

1 Roll an neutral alt
2 Get in their fleet
3 Warp @ 0,
4 Blap
5 Enjoy tears

Tell me more about fun and cyno ships.

Wasn't it a cyno ship?

So my thing sounds way more fun than yours. Please don t say I don't get what fun is anymore.

OP if you want to harass people in VFK, then stop training for a bomber. A solo bomber has ****-all target selection against what you'll be finding in VFK.
Those cyno ships you cycled your blasters twice on are suddenly multiple volleys of torps because the applied damage is awful.

If you're blaster specced, use a daredevil. Fast, and rapidly kills anything it is able to.

STOP FITTING WARP STABS HOLY ****. Your main threat is bubbles and this achieves nothing.

IF you want to actually catch things worth making people cry about, use a cloaky Sabre.

You should have the skills you need to do what you want to do within about a week; the whole "waiting for bomber skills!" thing will leave you sour and disappointed. Stop listening to HS folk telling you solo bombers are the **** - they've never tried it themselves and it takes a lot of knowledge to pull off.

Range and kiting are what you need to get kills, and you can do that NOW and cheaply.

e: ^^^ also you're replying to a guy you loudly proclaimed you blocked. Good job, champ.

Well they'll just warp off because your stabbed-up bomber won't lock fast enough to point someone* using an undock BM. But you seem to just want to swing at low-hanging fruit whilst beating your chest and claiming to be the very best monkey around, so instead of offering (really quite sincere) advice I'll let you carry on as you are.

* (ignoring the hauler is invulnerable to bombs for 60 seconds and can instantly dock anyway ...)

Really? i'd go through all the trouble to make an alt just to make a statement??
REALLY ?!?!?!?! -_-

Hey there's a war on, bring this cavalcade of failure down to B-D so that I might actually log in and shoot some of you "people"

Translation - "We're too afraid to engage you where you are deployed so we will pick off the idiots that stay behind and die in T1 haulers and cyno frigs"

I doubt you even have the solid isk to buy enough SBU's to blockade the system.

I found it cool that actual empire carebear went to 0.0 to kill ships. So at first I shared with them a little bit of deklein intel, i gave advice on where to camp, how sov works, why people aren t too attached to cyno ship (and why people crying over a cynoship loss should be purged). I told them about sov warfare, and systems that are actually farmed.

They reacted like kids who don't listen to grown ups because they are in their puberty crisis age: covering their ears and shouting that I am too dumb to understand their teenager motives.

So yeah we goons have a group of teens at home who block you out of their room if you try to reason them, they all want to ride the same horrible bike and they mess up the neighborhood. Give it some time it's just a phase.

Hello, I am a Goonswarm Federation Director.

This blockade has been running for nearly two weeks, now, and our Fountain campaign is hurting for it. We have no alternative but to consider you a valid threat to the Federation and our Coalition, and we must ask that you stop your attahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bare minimum, winning every timer, it would take you a week to take VFK. We need about ~20minutes to get 1500 people on top of you .. so good luck with that.

Like, seriously just look at what it takes before you say something that makes you look the fool.

If you're actually interested in doing your 10-man VFK headshot, at least read a primer http://themittani.com/features/discussion-primer-sov-warfare?page=0%2C0

e: also people SBU stuff (including VFK) all the time. There's a reason you haven't seen "Goons lose home system" all over Eve-O

I encourage you to drop sbu this will most likely trigger a reaction.

Sbu vfk on 28th and you will have more than cynos jndocking from the station.

Heh.

You know what .. I'll just show up on the 28th (clone timers providing) and show them what an instacane does~

Wyd do caringbears have Titans to doomsday our station? How doed they get from highsec in that big ship? I call lies on this .

Then howe get doomsdays without titan? Even briandead know that doomsdays come from Avatar.

Again I think to call lies on this.

the braindead word gimmick is good, but limiting it to once a thread would be wise.

Its nice that they are even telling the miners when and what route to take. I love delivery as much as the next guy.

I will be there to coordinate defenses with an alt. Why not have fun in space?

edit: Unless the organizer of this event would like me to help his side? I suspect the outcome would be the same.

We just like having fun in the games we play. There are pretty frequent in-house Thunderdomes, newbie tournaments, and so on. We're no stranger to shooting each other with our mains - no need to hide behind anonymous alts.

We just like having fun in the games we play. There are pretty frequent in-house Thunderdomes, newbie tournaments, and so on. We're no stranger to shooting each other with our mains - no need to hide behind anonymous alts.

I don't want to "fight goons," as I am one. I have no incentive or motivation to harm the CFC or GoonSwarm, nor do I expect any assistance I might lend you to do so.

Here is my first bit of help: there will be no "really smart people who want to block the carebears from coming to the Event area," because none of those "really smart people" read this hole-in-the-wall section of the forums dot EVE Online. You will likely encounter the usual NPC dwellers like Mordus Angels along your way, but there will be no orchestrated resistance. What you need to realize is that numbers work differently in nullsec versus what you know in Empire: what you would call a "blob," we call a small, roaming gang. If a significant number of you make it past the random, unaffiliated people you will undoubtedly stumble into a long your way, then you will be "blobbed" by a 50-200 man slosh op led by a newbie FC. Compare this to the thousands of pilots who were simultaneously logged in for several days straight in VFK during the 2012 headshot attempt by Pandemic Legion.

In short, you will either get no attention at all or you will get a comedy roam; or, you might die en route to a small gate camp or a few stealth bombers. Please post a trip report after the event is concluded. If there is a battle report to be made, then I will provide one from the CFC perspective of the fight.

Good luck!

lol
The reason you haven't been blaster out of VFK is because you are not considered a threat. sure you will kill cyno pilots (thanks for that by the way, the 10 min wait takes ages) and sure you will catch the odd person off-guard, but at the moment you are less of a threat than gate rats.
Your "Doomsday event" has nothing to do with doomsday, and as you can probably see by this: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/region/Fountain/changes has had no effect on the war.

That said, proceed with your plan, I'm sure you will make a couple of people happy where they have never visited null before. Just don't start spouting off bull about how you will have any meaningful impact because it just makes you look naive.

You mean 5,708 view right? Or have you been counting double posted threads somewhere?
The war is popular enough to be dominating the news sites and pushing mad ani into the twitch top 10. Most of us watching and waiting for this event are doing so to see the spectacular failure it's going to be. Even if you all manage to show up, and even if you all make it to VFK, most people there are docked AFK alts. We're deployed... That means we're all in fountain.

You call it unexpected but it's not. This is what will happen. Maybe 75% if you are lucky of the signed up people will show up. Of those at least half will not make it to VFK, that's if any of you do (honestly I expect you'll get pipebombed). Once in VFK, there are two main outcomes:
1. A small contingent of CFC obliterate most of you and the rest scatter leaving you just a core group. (these are high sec newbies remember, they won't realise it's over til it's over)
2. Nobody will even react to your existence and most of you will get bored after about an hour.

LOL, you mean the GD thread. Try making a GD thread speaking ill of goons and NOT getting 20000 views. That doesn't mean interest, it's mostly to read the troll posts.

Sure, if I am currently dull, then since nothing will change it's very likely I will be the same once this is over.
Do you know what pipebombing is? Most noobs traveling into null for the promise of annihilating goons won't have fun with it. Neither will they have fun with the gatecamps. So the few of you that might make it may have fun if anyone bothers to come and shoot you, but not the ones that get volleyed back to high sec before they lock a target.

I'll have to watch it later as I can't see videos at the moment. link the the kill on ve-kill.
At the moment all I can go by is your killboard, which shows this month you have killed:
1 Covert ops (which was a cyno, not sure why anyone would regular cyno in a covops...)
1 Destroyer (which was cyno)
3 industrials (2 of which were cynos)
22 frigates (all of which appear to be cynos)
3 capsules

So from this I can only assume the kill you are talking about is an unfit bestower with 3 command centers in it. Careful, you're scaring me.

Oh, unless you are talking about the June kills where you managed to land a couple of hits on a couple.

If you want to kill goons, come to Fountain. I am sure TEST would appreciate the help.

LOL!
1 hauler! He's hunting us, careful guys!

Doesn't take long to scan the killboard. Mine will mainly be structures at the moment. This is one of my war characters, and TEST are refusing to show up for fights.

Yeah, cos crappy little videos is what we all need. And HA! I'm craving for intention? Who's the one claiming the end is nigh for goons publicly?

I get enough. More than your pathetic cyno kills bro.

What the hell does it matter what harry forever thinks shut the **** up and stop posting badly at him

Let him run his event and we will probably stop by and blow up his pubfleet. fun for all

Everybody would be happy if it was your last attempt to fight.


You need to leave. because this is how you treat people trying to guide you:

I know, right? People calling others intriguer ***** because they are too proud to realise how VFK is deserted in comparison to fountain.

There,there. Here is a sad somg to cheer you up.
http://youtu.be/BDKM181eTsM

RIP harry's catalyst, it didn't even make it to the 28th

You sound mad friend. Maybe you should quit if you are so angry at ccp

Thought I was blocked. Or are you a failure at doing that too?

Why making fun of a bad like you is entertaining

It does sound like you are mad.
Are you sure you are not mad?

Is that all you have now? Wheres the chest beating calling us goblins and halfwits what about killing those cyno frigs and haulers

You are enough to respond

Careful guys. He'll get this thread locked. If only there were a way for one of us to open another thread in GD saying his idea is a failure and incredibly lame... wait... there is!
Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing.
See Harry, I can think your even is lame, and that you failed to even remotely realise the potential of the idea because you were unable to promote it, or get any decent kill. There's nothing you can do about it, because It's my right to hold an opinion, and as long as I don't resort to personal attacks or trolling I can express that opinion here.

Anyway to make sure this post remains constructive, I think you should have killed something more than cyno ships and empty haulers to make your even less lame.